The Comical Conservative
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The Comical Conservative
President Obama walks into a local bank
in Chicago to cash a check. He is
surrounded by Secret Service agents. As
he approaches the cashier he says,
"Good morning Ma'am, could you please
cash this check for me?"
Cashier:
It would be my pleasure sir. Could you
please show me your ID?"
Obama:
"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me
as I didn't think there was any need to. I
am President Barack Obama, the
President of the United States of
AMERICA
Cashier:
"Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all
the regulations and monitoring of the
banks because of 9/11, impostors,
Joraers. money launderina. and bad
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